Never let a donut hole craving go unsatisfied again! Nostalgia Electric’s donut hole maker makes up to 7 donut holes or other baked treats quickly and easily, and doubles as a “cake pop” maker as well! It comes with an injector for making jelly or cream filled donut holes. Get started right away with the included recipe booklet filled many tasty treats: donuts, muffins, brownies bites and more.

My jaw kind of dropped when I saw this, but I swear I don’t even recall clicking and all of a sudden I had already purchased one. I don’t know what happened, I just smelled deep fried grease and one thing must have led to another …

Well, get your french fry flavored lip balm from Amazon today and surprise your significant other with french fry kisses!

If you were expecting a superphone from Microsoft in 2012, your suspicions have been (unofficially) affirmed. In an image leaked by WMPoweruser.com, Microsoft’s game plan for the smart phone world in 2012 has been laid out. Many Windows Phone die hards will be awaiting patiently throughout the year for the Apollo version of the WP7 product line.

“What are we going to do tonight, Mario?” quizzed Luigi.

Mario exlaimed, “The same thing we do every night, brother, try and take over the world!”

Oops, I think I got something mixed up. Regardless, this t-shirt is perfect for every princess-saving middle-aged Italian plumber to wear when he’s off the clock. This Super Mario World t-shirt, The Plumber’s Empire, by illustrator Ian Sean Gibson shows the geography of the earth in true Super Mario World (SNES) fashion.

Anton Marrast’s fusion of a classic Star Wars scene (from Episode IV: A New Hope) with the gonzo art style of Hunter S. Thompson and Ralph Steadman made popular by the book and movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. If you’re as lucky as me, you’ll be able to sucker someone into buying it for you as a birthday gift. If not, it’s totally worth shelling out the credits for the full print.

What is the PlugBot? PlugBot is a hardware botnet project. It’s a covert penetration testing device (bot) designed for covert use during physical penetration tests. PlugBot is a research project led by Jeremiah Talamantes, a Penetration Tester and Security Researcher for RedTeam Security. It’s also powered by open source software, which you can check out on GitHub.

I’ve broken down, come out of the closet — so to speak. I’ve finally hopped on the Emma Watson obsession bandwagon, and I’m hoping that is because she finally looks like a woman and I won’t feel like pedobear when posting these glorious pictures. I hope you can accept this Christmas gift, readers.

Dear Geek Scene readers,

We’re thankful for your continued readership and are excited to bring you new and exciting things from the geek world in the coming year.

Merry Christmas to our favorite geeks, from your favorite geeks!

I’ll let the product description do the talking, as their cunning copy is delightful, in my opinion.

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters are cut out for action! These stealthy shinobi warriors are set to sneak into your kitchen and stage a cookie coup! Cut, bake, decorate… and then watch them disappear! Add swords, nunchaku, and shuriken stars with icing and toothpicks for more ambiance!

I’m just going to let the picture speak for itself, because I don’t have much else to say about the shirt besides, “I really, really want it.” Made by one eldermoon, a t-shirt artist located on redbubble, this tee is one for any Final Fantasy geek’s wardrobe. Head on over to the “Chocobo Racing League” shirt page on redbubble and order it in your favorite color!